Thirty Things To Do Before I Die!

As with all lists I'll be posting on this site. They'll be wickedly AWESOME.

1. Fight a Russian bear (Though it could be any bear realistically.)
2. Make a real unicorn (Without superglue and staples.)
3. Take a picture of myself liberating a sweat shop.
4. Eat a shark... While it's swimming.
5. See a world wonder (Like one of those toilets that wipes for you.)
6. Eradicate all the endangered species of the world so the world is no longer endangered. (xlosing.blogspot.com)
7. Get a harem.
8. Fire subsequent harem for insubordination.
9. Invent wings that actually work.
10. Compete in the special olympics.
11. Win said olympics.
12. Dance in the rain.
13. Learn how to whistle. (With my fingers.)
14. Start a rock band.
15. On rock band.
16. Clone myself.
17. Cheat death.
18. Or just kill my clone.
19. Get my face on currency.
20. Eat Chinese food that doesn't end up making me crap green.
21. Finally discover the best hamburger ever.
22. Run a business.
23. Take care of 'Business' (If you catch my drift bucko.)
24. Learn to sleepwalk.
25. Punch a dolphin.
26. Harpoon a squirrel.
27. Make a house out of matches.
28. Burn it down and blame the kids.
29. Cure the common cold.
30. Sleep with a supermodel. (Or a look-alike celebrity.)

There you have it. My top 30 things to dobefore I die.

Stay tuned for my top 30 things to eat before I die.